I've just been slacking on the whole blog front.
So here's a quick one for the people who still read this blog:
Me and Josh are no more as of January 13th 2009.
My grades are sucking majorly.
I wish I didn't do the pit orchestra for Music Man.
I'm kinda on a boy hiatus as of right now; particularly the freshmen.
I feel like my life is disorganized right now, henceforth the sucky grades & the boy hiatus.
Why the fuck is everyone moving in February?
This blog was lame.
I'm losing my touch.
XoxoX, Jenn♥
This many people have no life
Friday, January 23, 2009
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Fuck music, I've got a real boyfriend!
That's right.
I have this awesome guy named Joshua Caleb Vigorito as my boyfriend.
So this is how it went down:
Last Friday, various friends and I were chilling in the band room during lunch talking about going to the movies when Dylan, Katie's boyfriend, is like 'You should go out with Josh' and I'm totally shocked cuz I had liked him for like 3 weeks and hadn't told a soul.
So Monday, I decide to tell Katie and she's all pissed cuz I did waited 3 weeks to tell her. Lol. She tells Dylan and apparently Dylan has a big mouth cuz next thing I know I'm going to ask him out.
*Cue nervousness and freaking out*
So I come to school on Tuesday dressed up all nice & panicking and everyone is like 'Did you ask him yet?' and I'm like '...Nooooo'. I honestly didn't feel like asking anyone anything at the moment and I pretty much wanted to go home and die from embarrasment & nervousness.
[It was kinda funny cuz when I was walking to band class he was coming from *insert4thperiodclasshere* and I was like 'Oh shit!!!' and made a beeline for the band room. I literally did a 90 degree angle turn from the path I had been walking. Lol.]
Then lunch rolls around and there's egg rolls; the school's egg rolls are epic. So I'm sitting and the lunch table in the cafeteria with Beth, Chelsea and other assorted people, enjoying my egg roll when Katie, Dylan, Aubry [Josh's older sister], and Kendal swarm out of nowhere.
It was really scary, there were like sharks circling a bleeding seal.
Sharks eat seals, right? Or is it otters?
Katie drags me out of the booth spilling my food everywhere and tries to tow me all the way back to the band room. I manage to escape and go to use the bathroom. She drags me out like the very second I'm done peeing.
So I walk into the band room and peek around the corner. No Josh. I breath a sigh of relief because I really don't want to ask him.
[I mean who the hell enjoys asking people out? Because for like 2 or 3 unholy seconds it's like you're teetering on the edge of a cliff and the only person who knows for sure what's going to happen to you is the person you're asking. Nobody likes to put themselves out there like that; vulnerable for attack.]
But I digress, it turned out that Josh was getting fitted for his concert tuxedo so I had to suffer and wait in the band room for like 5 minutes.
5 minutes in which I begin to pace relentlessly.
He's done getting fitted and I'm like 'OHHHHHHH SHIIITTTT!' and Dylan comes to hold me & Josh together and I can't make a quick getaway.
But then it's like:
Dylan: Josh, do you take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded girlfriend?
Josh: Yes
Dylan: Jennifer, do you take Josh to be your lawfully wedded boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Dylan: I now pronouce you boyfriend and girlfriend.
*smiles all around*
So basically all that nervousness and bullshit was for NOTHING!!!
Lmao.
The bell rings, we hold hands and he walks me all the way to class. He was late.
The next day, more smiling, hand holding, and hugging. Everyone was awwing and shit. We kissed after band practice. Kendal and Megan missed it. They were pissed. That was my first kiss EVER! =D
Yesterday was the band concert. I met his dad, he met my mom. My parents did their parental thing and were like 'Blah blah blah, boyfriend, grades, you can always ask us anything, he's supposed to ask you, he's too young, etc.'
Today we kissed again. =]
This blog was ridiculously long.
12.16.08♥
XoxoX, Jenn♥
P.S. The title of this blog relates to another blog I posted, k.
I have this awesome guy named Joshua Caleb Vigorito as my boyfriend.
So this is how it went down:
Last Friday, various friends and I were chilling in the band room during lunch talking about going to the movies when Dylan, Katie's boyfriend, is like 'You should go out with Josh' and I'm totally shocked cuz I had liked him for like 3 weeks and hadn't told a soul.
So Monday, I decide to tell Katie and she's all pissed cuz I did waited 3 weeks to tell her. Lol. She tells Dylan and apparently Dylan has a big mouth cuz next thing I know I'm going to ask him out.
*Cue nervousness and freaking out*
So I come to school on Tuesday dressed up all nice & panicking and everyone is like 'Did you ask him yet?' and I'm like '...Nooooo'. I honestly didn't feel like asking anyone anything at the moment and I pretty much wanted to go home and die from embarrasment & nervousness.
[It was kinda funny cuz when I was walking to band class he was coming from *insert4thperiodclasshere* and I was like 'Oh shit!!!' and made a beeline for the band room. I literally did a 90 degree angle turn from the path I had been walking. Lol.]
Then lunch rolls around and there's egg rolls; the school's egg rolls are epic. So I'm sitting and the lunch table in the cafeteria with Beth, Chelsea and other assorted people, enjoying my egg roll when Katie, Dylan, Aubry [Josh's older sister], and Kendal swarm out of nowhere.
It was really scary, there were like sharks circling a bleeding seal.
Sharks eat seals, right? Or is it otters?
Katie drags me out of the booth spilling my food everywhere and tries to tow me all the way back to the band room. I manage to escape and go to use the bathroom. She drags me out like the very second I'm done peeing.
So I walk into the band room and peek around the corner. No Josh. I breath a sigh of relief because I really don't want to ask him.
[I mean who the hell enjoys asking people out? Because for like 2 or 3 unholy seconds it's like you're teetering on the edge of a cliff and the only person who knows for sure what's going to happen to you is the person you're asking. Nobody likes to put themselves out there like that; vulnerable for attack.]
But I digress, it turned out that Josh was getting fitted for his concert tuxedo so I had to suffer and wait in the band room for like 5 minutes.
5 minutes in which I begin to pace relentlessly.
He's done getting fitted and I'm like 'OHHHHHHH SHIIITTTT!' and Dylan comes to hold me & Josh together and I can't make a quick getaway.
But then it's like:
Dylan: Josh, do you take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded girlfriend?
Josh: Yes
Dylan: Jennifer, do you take Josh to be your lawfully wedded boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Dylan: I now pronouce you boyfriend and girlfriend.
*smiles all around*
So basically all that nervousness and bullshit was for NOTHING!!!
Lmao.
The bell rings, we hold hands and he walks me all the way to class. He was late.
The next day, more smiling, hand holding, and hugging. Everyone was awwing and shit. We kissed after band practice. Kendal and Megan missed it. They were pissed. That was my first kiss EVER! =D
Yesterday was the band concert. I met his dad, he met my mom. My parents did their parental thing and were like 'Blah blah blah, boyfriend, grades, you can always ask us anything, he's supposed to ask you, he's too young, etc.'
Today we kissed again. =]
This blog was ridiculously long.
12.16.08♥
XoxoX, Jenn♥
P.S. The title of this blog relates to another blog I posted, k.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Self pity isn't very pretty...
Especially in the case of having a bad family.
It's slowly becoming the norm for people to have broken/abusive/addict families. And while that's absolutely horrible and it's totally fucking up their kids, what bothers me the more is when these kids are like "Well my life is already horrible I'll just fuck up some more. It won't matter."
Like seriously, what the hell kind of thought process is this?
Just because your family is made of fail you're justified to make nothing of yourself?
Bullshit.
I don't give a damn whatever happens, you should never think like this.
In fact you should want to excel in life to prove your family and society wrong. So you can have the opportunity to be like "Bitch, look at me now! I've gone farther in life than you could ever dream of" and rub their faces in it. Or, at the very least, raise your future kids knowing you did a better job than they did.
But no, continue wallow in your self misery and go down the same path as your family. Become another statistic. Get pregnant and drop out of school while you're at it. Go ahead and sink down to their level because it's not like you were going to do anything worthwhile with your life anyways...
Are you?
XoxoX, Jenn♥
It's slowly becoming the norm for people to have broken/abusive/addict families. And while that's absolutely horrible and it's totally fucking up their kids, what bothers me the more is when these kids are like "Well my life is already horrible I'll just fuck up some more. It won't matter."
Like seriously, what the hell kind of thought process is this?
Just because your family is made of fail you're justified to make nothing of yourself?
Bullshit.
I don't give a damn whatever happens, you should never think like this.
In fact you should want to excel in life to prove your family and society wrong. So you can have the opportunity to be like "Bitch, look at me now! I've gone farther in life than you could ever dream of" and rub their faces in it. Or, at the very least, raise your future kids knowing you did a better job than they did.
But no, continue wallow in your self misery and go down the same path as your family. Become another statistic. Get pregnant and drop out of school while you're at it. Go ahead and sink down to their level because it's not like you were going to do anything worthwhile with your life anyways...
Are you?
XoxoX, Jenn♥
Monday, November 3, 2008
One reason to vote for Barack Obama.
I'll give you a hint; it's 2 words.
...He's black...JUST KIDDING!!!
No actually it's Sarah Palin. You know, John McCain's vice president.
I hate her with the burning passion of a thousand suns. I think she's ridiculously idiot and should have never been allowed anywhere near a governmental position. She should be locked in a closet and become the outcast in her family that everyone doesn't really acknowledge.
I really think John McCain is going to die in office. Come on now people.
The man is 78, was a prisoner of war and was tortured. It's really only a matter of time before his body gives out of him.
No, I'm not being ageist. The average lifespan for an American male is about 72. John McCain is overdue by 6. Maybe he has another 4 years into him but do you really want to take that chance? Do you really want to lay your life in the hands of that disgrace to anyone born with a vagina?
I sure as hell don't.
[But, you know, I can't vote. I have no say ;_;]
I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAMN LADY!!!!!!!!!
She's set such a horrible precedent for any girl who ever want to become president. She's so stupid, ignorant, dumb, retarded, uneducated, *insert any other word for idiot here*. I can't even believe people are so willing to let another fucking dipshit into the Oval Office again.
Shit, I'd take Bush any day of the week before her.
If McCain gets elected & dies and this dumb bitch is president I will do one of two things:
1. Kill myself
2. Flee the country
Preferably the 2nd one.
...So what's with all the sucktastic female politicians lately?
XoxoX, Jenn♥
P. S. KATIE CROWE & DYLAN P-SOMETHING HAVE STARTED DATING TODAY AROUND 6:4SOMTHING AM!!!!!
THIS IS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND GUYS!!!!
Now everbody go "Awwwww."
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
She probably so embarrassed now... >=] Lmao.
...He's black...JUST KIDDING!!!
No actually it's Sarah Palin. You know, John McCain's vice president.
I hate her with the burning passion of a thousand suns. I think she's ridiculously idiot and should have never been allowed anywhere near a governmental position. She should be locked in a closet and become the outcast in her family that everyone doesn't really acknowledge.
I really think John McCain is going to die in office. Come on now people.
The man is 78, was a prisoner of war and was tortured. It's really only a matter of time before his body gives out of him.
No, I'm not being ageist. The average lifespan for an American male is about 72. John McCain is overdue by 6. Maybe he has another 4 years into him but do you really want to take that chance? Do you really want to lay your life in the hands of that disgrace to anyone born with a vagina?
I sure as hell don't.
[But, you know, I can't vote. I have no say ;_;]
I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAMN LADY!!!!!!!!!
She's set such a horrible precedent for any girl who ever want to become president. She's so stupid, ignorant, dumb, retarded, uneducated, *insert any other word for idiot here*. I can't even believe people are so willing to let another fucking dipshit into the Oval Office again.
Shit, I'd take Bush any day of the week before her.
If McCain gets elected & dies and this dumb bitch is president I will do one of two things:
1. Kill myself
2. Flee the country
Preferably the 2nd one.
...So what's with all the sucktastic female politicians lately?
XoxoX, Jenn♥
P. S. KATIE CROWE & DYLAN P-SOMETHING HAVE STARTED DATING TODAY AROUND 6:4SOMTHING AM!!!!!
THIS IS HER FIRST BOYFRIEND GUYS!!!!
Now everbody go "Awwwww."
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
She probably so embarrassed now... >=] Lmao.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
I'm terrified of mediocrity
I'm terrified that I'll grow up and lose all my optimism, imagination and determination to rise above all the rest.
That I'll settle for less and be okay with a mediocre life.
That I'll become a trophy housewife living in the middle of suburbia where the most exciting thing in my life is getting a stainless steel power juicer.
If the last one happens I'll probably run off with gorgeous Hispanic gardener named Raul to Argentina. My 4 kids will be devastated and will hate me for the rest of their life. I'll try to make it up to them but they'll refuse to even speak to me. Either that or I'll hang myself from the clothesline in our perfectly manicured backyard.
I refuse to be a Stepford wife.
I'd rather be alone my entire life.
I'll take the cramped apartment with 27 cats any day of the week.
I'll take my chances with living out my dreams.
At least if I fail I'll know I tried.
"So take a chance and make it big,
Cause it’s the last you’ll ever get."
--The Phrase That Pays by The Academy Is...
XoxoX, Jenn♥
That I'll settle for less and be okay with a mediocre life.
That I'll become a trophy housewife living in the middle of suburbia where the most exciting thing in my life is getting a stainless steel power juicer.
If the last one happens I'll probably run off with gorgeous Hispanic gardener named Raul to Argentina. My 4 kids will be devastated and will hate me for the rest of their life. I'll try to make it up to them but they'll refuse to even speak to me. Either that or I'll hang myself from the clothesline in our perfectly manicured backyard.
I refuse to be a Stepford wife.
I'd rather be alone my entire life.
I'll take the cramped apartment with 27 cats any day of the week.
I'll take my chances with living out my dreams.
At least if I fail I'll know I tried.
"So take a chance and make it big,
Cause it’s the last you’ll ever get."
--The Phrase That Pays by The Academy Is...
XoxoX, Jenn♥
Monday, October 13, 2008
Zomg!
I like boys.
I REALLY LIKE BOYS!
Like seriously, I could never be anything but straight.
I like being friends with boys.
I like talking to them.
I like when they have nice hair.
I like when they smell nice.
I like when they have some sense of style.
I like when they give me hugs.
I like when they're nice.
I like when they're funny.
I like when they're cute.
I like when they have nice bodies.
I like these V thingers that they have [sometimes].
I like when they're modest.
I like liking boys.
YAY for men!!!!!
However, I don't like penises. Or balls. Or vast amounts of body hair.
Those are gross. >_<
Wow, I sound like quite the vapid airhead here. Lol.
XoxoX, Jenn♥
I REALLY LIKE BOYS!
Like seriously, I could never be anything but straight.
I like being friends with boys.
I like talking to them.
I like when they have nice hair.
I like when they smell nice.
I like when they have some sense of style.
I like when they give me hugs.
I like when they're nice.
I like when they're funny.
I like when they're cute.
I like when they have nice bodies.
I like these V thingers that they have [sometimes].
I like when they're modest.
I like liking boys.
YAY for men!!!!!
However, I don't like penises. Or balls. Or vast amounts of body hair.
Those are gross. >_<
Wow, I sound like quite the vapid airhead here. Lol.
XoxoX, Jenn♥
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Random things of note...
I am 5' 7" !!!
This really cool kid I know ISN'T moving away.
I'm taking my permit test next week.
Bad grades are bad.
I think I might have acid reflux.
I'm totally procrastinating from doing my homework.
Which is just like masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it.
Then you realize that you just fucked yourself.
I'm an undercover pervert. LOL
I have the magical ability to sleep 17 hours straight which I demonstrated on Friday.
If I don't get my grades up in 2 classes I'll be SOL for Bake Sale.
MMORPGs are the fucking devil.
This whole "Never-Had-A-Boyfriend" thing is more common that I thought.
I would have died, literally, had I gave blood on Friday.
I need to write my essay on my fear of zombies like right now.
XoxoX, Jenn♥
This really cool kid I know ISN'T moving away.
I'm taking my permit test next week.
Bad grades are bad.
I think I might have acid reflux.
I'm totally procrastinating from doing my homework.
Which is just like masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it.
Then you realize that you just fucked yourself.
I'm an undercover pervert. LOL
I have the magical ability to sleep 17 hours straight which I demonstrated on Friday.
If I don't get my grades up in 2 classes I'll be SOL for Bake Sale.
MMORPGs are the fucking devil.
This whole "Never-Had-A-Boyfriend" thing is more common that I thought.
I would have died, literally, had I gave blood on Friday.
I need to write my essay on my fear of zombies like right now.
XoxoX, Jenn♥
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