This many people have no life

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I'm terrified of mediocrity

I'm terrified that I'll grow up and lose all my optimism, imagination and determination to rise above all the rest.

That I'll settle for less and be okay with a mediocre life.

That I'll become a trophy housewife living in the middle of suburbia where the most exciting thing in my life is getting a stainless steel power juicer.

If the last one happens I'll probably run off with gorgeous Hispanic gardener named Raul to Argentina. My 4 kids will be devastated and will hate me for the rest of their life. I'll try to make it up to them but they'll refuse to even speak to me. Either that or I'll hang myself from the clothesline in our perfectly manicured backyard.

I refuse to be a Stepford wife.
I'd rather be alone my entire life.
I'll take the cramped apartment with 27 cats any day of the week.

I'll take my chances with living out my dreams.
At least if I fail I'll know I tried.


"So take a chance and make it big,
Cause it’s the last you’ll ever get.
"
--The Phrase That Pays by The Academy Is...

XoxoX, Jenn♥

Monday, October 13, 2008

Zomg!

I like boys.
I REALLY LIKE BOYS!
Like seriously, I could never be anything but straight.

I like being friends with boys.
I like talking to them.
I like when they have nice hair.
I like when they smell nice.
I like when they have some sense of style.
I like when they give me hugs.
I like when they're nice.
I like when they're funny.
I like when they're cute.
I like when they have nice bodies.
I like these V thingers that they have [sometimes].
I like when they're modest.
I like liking boys.
YAY for men!!!!!

However, I don't like penises. Or balls. Or vast amounts of body hair.
Those are gross. >_<

Wow, I sound like quite the vapid airhead here. Lol.

XoxoX, Jenn♥

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Random things of note...

I am 5' 7" !!!

This really cool kid I know ISN'T moving away.

I'm taking my permit test next week.

Bad grades are bad.

I think I might have acid reflux.

I'm totally procrastinating from doing my homework.
Which is just like masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it.
Then you realize that you just fucked yourself.


I'm an undercover pervert. LOL

I have the magical ability to sleep 17 hours straight which I demonstrated on Friday.

If I don't get my grades up in 2 classes I'll be SOL for Bake Sale.

MMORPGs are the fucking devil.

This whole "Never-Had-A-Boyfriend" thing is more common that I thought.

I would have died, literally, had I gave blood on Friday.

I need to write my essay on my fear of zombies like right now.

XoxoX, Jenn♥

My beloved flock of sheep.