Okay I lied the post this is just about zombies. No aliens, vampires or dinosaurs here!
You have been deceived. >=]
The cake is a lie.
You have been deceived. >=]
The cake is a lie.
Okay, anyways I hate zombies. I have a serious irrational fear of them. They eat people alive for God's sake, can you really blame me?
So I have devised a zombie plan. I personally think everyone should have one in case the Zombie Apocalypse does in fact occur.
1st step. Get in shape.
Okay you should be in shape for 2 reasons: it's healthy & you can outrun the zombies if they're the fast kind. You don't need to be Mr./Ms. Super Fast Olympic Runner you just need be faster than the slow people.
You would need lots of stamina in case you needed to run far. I'll just say if you can run for two blocks straight you should be good...I think
2nd step. Stockpile weapons.
Yeah chainsaws and guns are pretty good but what the hell are you going to do when you run out of gasoline or bullets?
I suggest a good old school machete, a baseball bat, a lead pipe or shovel. As for guns I think shotguns & assault rifles would be pretty cool. Especially these ones. LOL!
I mean what self respecting zombie wouldn't want to get shot with a Hello Kitty gun?
Step 3. Find a safe protected shelter.
This is my plan for a great shelter. Go to the nearest WalMart/Sam's/BJ's and take it over. Kick anybody out who wouldn't be helpful to me in some way, shape or form. Why? Because they have EVERYTHING! Plus I would now have other people to associate with & other people to watch my back.
Of course the downfall of this is that there might be a crazy super religious lady in there like in The Mist or that there could be a rebellion but there would ways around that. Trust me...
Step 4. Have a Plan B.
In the case that my WalMart/Sam's/BJ's got comprimised & the zombies somehow got in I would have a van in the back filled up with supplies ready to go. I would then grab the people that I cared about most and head out on the road.
To where? Honestly, I don't know. I didn't get this far in my zombie plan. -_-' i'm hoping that if this occured that there would be emergency radio reports telling people where to go. Maybe the army would actually be helpful in real life and not be all "Get the hell out of here or we'll shoot you!"
So yeah, this was my zombie plan & that was probably the most psychotic thing I've ever typed.
xoxox, Jenn♥
So I have devised a zombie plan. I personally think everyone should have one in case the Zombie Apocalypse does in fact occur.
1st step. Get in shape.
Okay you should be in shape for 2 reasons: it's healthy & you can outrun the zombies if they're the fast kind. You don't need to be Mr./Ms. Super Fast Olympic Runner you just need be faster than the slow people.
You would need lots of stamina in case you needed to run far. I'll just say if you can run for two blocks straight you should be good...I think
2nd step. Stockpile weapons.
Yeah chainsaws and guns are pretty good but what the hell are you going to do when you run out of gasoline or bullets?
I suggest a good old school machete, a baseball bat, a lead pipe or shovel. As for guns I think shotguns & assault rifles would be pretty cool. Especially these ones. LOL!
I mean what self respecting zombie wouldn't want to get shot with a Hello Kitty gun?
Step 3. Find a safe protected shelter.
This is my plan for a great shelter. Go to the nearest WalMart/Sam's/BJ's and take it over. Kick anybody out who wouldn't be helpful to me in some way, shape or form. Why? Because they have EVERYTHING! Plus I would now have other people to associate with & other people to watch my back.
Of course the downfall of this is that there might be a crazy super religious lady in there like in The Mist or that there could be a rebellion but there would ways around that. Trust me...
Step 4. Have a Plan B.
In the case that my WalMart/Sam's/BJ's got comprimised & the zombies somehow got in I would have a van in the back filled up with supplies ready to go. I would then grab the people that I cared about most and head out on the road.
To where? Honestly, I don't know. I didn't get this far in my zombie plan. -_-' i'm hoping that if this occured that there would be emergency radio reports telling people where to go. Maybe the army would actually be helpful in real life and not be all "Get the hell out of here or we'll shoot you!"
So yeah, this was my zombie plan & that was probably the most psychotic thing I've ever typed.
xoxox, Jenn♥
