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Showing posts with label plans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label plans. Show all posts

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Jennifer's very own BUCKET LIST!

In light of recent events I've realized life is very fleeting and anyone can go at anytime. And while this is very terrifying to think about this is all the more reason to live life to the fullest extent and not sit on your ass and bitch about how life sucks.

So here's my list:
  • See one of my favorite bands in concert
  • Do marching band in college
  • Travel the US
  • Become a band director
  • Learn how to shoot a gun/cross bow
  • Do a zombie walk
  • Partake in the Running of the Bulls
  • Make a YouTube video
  • Get into my first choice college
  • Fall in love
  • Speak another language fluently
  • Have a penpal
  • Become an environmental scientist
  • See a show on Broadway
  • Be an extra in a movie
  • Invent something
  • Learn how to knit/crochet
  • Cook/bake something from scratch out of a cookbook
  • Learn to play bass guitar
  • Become a psychologist
  • Have someone I know (or used to know) become famous
  • Meet one of my favorite bands
  • Have 5000 songs on my iPod
  • Go camping
  • Have a road trip
  • Learn computer programming
  • Learn to play the drums
  • Play Guitar Hero on expert
  • Sneak on to the roof of a public building
  • Travel the world
  • Go to Warped Tour
  • Join a band
  • Partake in the Tomatina
  • Be in a orchestra for a movie score
  • Write a book
  • Go to space (Or float like I'm in space)

That's in for now. I'll add more later.
And eventually cross some off.

Stolen from Alyssa.
RIP Johny Mejias


XoxoX, Jenn♥

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!


Okay I lied the post this is just about zombies. No aliens, vampires or dinosaurs here!
You have been deceived. >=]
The cake is a lie.
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Okay, anyways I hate zombies. I have a serious irrational fear of them. They eat people alive for God's sake, can you really blame me?

So I have devised a zombie plan. I personally think everyone should have one in case the Zombie Apocalypse does in fact occur.

1st step. Get in shape.
Okay you should be in shape for 2 reasons: it's healthy & you can outrun the zombies if they're the fast kind. You don't need to be Mr./Ms. Super Fast Olympic Runner you just need be faster than the slow people.
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You would need lots of stamina in case you needed to run far. I'll just say if you can run for two blocks straight you should be good...I think

2nd step. Stockpile weapons.
Yeah chainsaws and guns are pretty good but what the hell are you going to do when you run out of gasoline or bullets?

I suggest a good old school machete, a baseball bat, a lead pipe or shovel. As for guns I think shotguns & assault rifles would be pretty cool. Especially these ones. LOL!













I mean what self respecting zombie wouldn't want to get shot with a Hello Kitty gun?

Step 3. Find a safe protected shelter.
This is my plan for a great shelter. Go to the nearest WalMart/Sam's/BJ's and take it over. Kick anybody out who wouldn't be helpful to me in some way, shape or form. Why? Because they have EVERYTHING! Plus I would now have other people to associate with & other people to watch my back.

Of course the downfall of this is that there might be a crazy super religious lady in there like in The Mist or that there could be a rebellion but there would ways around that. Trust me...

Step 4. Have a Plan B.
In the case that my WalMart/Sam's/BJ's got comprimised & the zombies somehow got in I would have a van in the back filled up with supplies ready to go. I would then grab the people that I cared about most and head out on the road.

To where? Honestly, I don't know. I didn't get this far in my zombie plan. -_-' i'm hoping that if this occured that there would be emergency radio reports telling people where to go. Maybe the army would actually be helpful in real life and not be all "Get the hell out of here or we'll shoot you!"

So yeah, this was my zombie plan & that was probably the most psychotic thing I've ever typed.

xoxox, Jenn♥
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My beloved flock of sheep.